They’re Coming to Get You Raleigh
We interrupt our regularly scheduled blog to deliver an urgent news bulletin:
We have received word that the undead will be taking over downtown Raleigh this Saturday in search of BRRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNZZZZ!
They are expected to congregate at 7pm near the Acorn at Moore Square and continue their feeding frenzy down Blount, Morgan, Edenton, Wilmington, Fayetteville, and Martin Streets.
To help our valued fans prepare for the anticipated Zombie Apocalypse, we’d like to direct you to Center for Disease Control’s Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse.
As for us, well… we Carolina Rollergirls ain’t afraid of no zombies – we have our very own zombie killer, Celia Fate!
Contributed by Lillian Axe