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Birthday: December 21, 1983
Weight: Gravity is relative to this planet
Skate: Cheap, glued and taped
Cross Training: Lifting beverages, sitting on a yoga ball when allowable, endurance good times, boogie boarding
Debut: TQs vs Debs July 2010
Joined CRG: January 2010
Teams You've Played For: Carolina Bootleggers, Trauma Queens
Favorite Location: The Ranch
Favorite Surface: Wood
How did you find derby?: I needed to find something I loved and people I could grow to love. These people rock and this is way more fun than I ever thought, so I stayed involved.
Sports Background: ---
Best Fresh Meat Moment: Realizing the grannies knew my name and the first time I encountered Mordant.
Favorite Derby Memory: Making the team was pretty awesome. Playing in my first bout, which was a home game and having a great time with all my pals.
Likes: Skills, confidence
Dislikes: Whiners, selfishness, excuses, arrogance
Derby Heroes: My grandmas, Rachel Welch, Daisy Rage, Roxy Rockett, Ellen Page, Hot Mess Express, Holly Wanna Crackya, Elka Meano, Q, Trudy, Crowbar, DVS, Mordant, Suzy Hot Rod, Carrie, Lisa & Donna...
Name Inspiration: My grandmas both loved derby back in the day. I couldn't think of anything clever for Laura May and Erna could be a verb, so I thought, "What can you earn that's aggressive?" ...Erna Beatin'
Food Before a Bout: yes please
If you could have any super power, what would it be? ---